Sardar left exam papers blank & wrote at end 'Dum hai to pass karke dikha'

Sardar 1 : HARBHAJAN male or female?
Sardar 2 : Female
Sardar 1 : How ?
Sardar 2 : Oye!! just now comentator told "A wonderful delivery by HARBHAJAN"

Dog was following sardar. Sardar laughed.
A man asked ' Why are you laughing ?
Sardar replied ' Oye I have put Airtel sim but Hutch network is
following!!! !'

A Sardar declares:
I Will never marry in my life & I'll advice the same to my children too'

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Interviewer : Do you know MS Office?
Sardar : If you give me address I can find it ?????

Sardar was writing the Passive voice of 'I MADE A MISTAKE'

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from Auto,
Man asks Sardar, 'Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?'
Oye! Cant u read 'Parking for Two Wheelers only!'

Once Sardar was very hungry…. Went to a hotel he took only tea
without having food…
Guess why ??? Hotel Kamath …. (Kha Math)

Sardar was driving his car too fast. His friend asked why are you
driving so fast. Sardar said break failure yaar…
I want to reach home before accident…!!

Sport a smile, that shows a mile...